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Hit on my muse

kxmhyun:

  • Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.
  • If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.
  • I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
  • Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
  • My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  • Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!
  • You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?
  • Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  • I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  • Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!
  • I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.
  • Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.
  • My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Is  it hot in here or is it just you?
  • I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
  • You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
  • I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
  • Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
  • I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  • It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
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